Saw jokes

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.

I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:

"Cashier: Which one?"

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.