New Saw Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man

when god said let there be light he saw ur mum and said let there be dark

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain."

I don't see why people say that emo kid doesn't like to hangout I saw them hanging all day.

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers

A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw, The retarded kid yells see,saw because he sees a saw

I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red

I had to go to my friends house... I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... IS MY FRIEND OK???

I went to the store and i saw no oranges and i went to ask the cashier:cashier:which one

I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again

The day I saw people asking lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like : wait so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonald’s

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man that was one alone family photo.

Why cant a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw u will be born soon.

the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar