Sauce Jokes

I can't believe this!!

pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.

a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home

when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s

I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

What’s japans favorite hot sauce da bomb

mamma mia abortion clinic! your loss is our sauce

What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?.

Re-tarter sauce.

Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) 1. I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted). 2. I gatherd some slapies. 3. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.

4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye's cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! 5. I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!

What the can say to the tomato? Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾 I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good..

Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you

Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce

if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce

Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce

What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta-la vista!

The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you