Sauce jokes
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
cane sauce
Mustard
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.