Sauce jokes
What happens when you make an as铆an girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Welcome to Antonio鈥檚 pizza and abortion, where yesterday鈥檚 loss is today鈥檚 sauce!
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
Mustard
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
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(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!