The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
You're the sriracha to my hoison sauce And together, we are pho ever.
Go get me the lamb sauce
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
