Sauce jokes
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Pizza Hut.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Community talk
Dick cheese is such a delectable cuisine. I just had pasta with dick cheese sauce and grated dick cheese. YUM.
guys what one is you favorite huggywuggyseekscary bleu, uh Zumbo sauce ban ban, uh nab nab um i forgot his name the fog dude and uhhm yeah flosalina banbalina stinga flynn uh pilla boad and awesome huggy wuggy (this is uh me but like i dont want to use it) um BLEU and uh i mean um kissy missy Killy Willy um choo choo tarvals wait boxy boo but like not evil and we have evol boxy bu😈🧛we have squid game huggy wuggy we have baby haggy waggy and BLUE and freddy fastbear oink oinky oink oink we have CREEPY GREEN we have uhm happy huggy wuggy look how happy HE IS and we have uh wut de hell beaeuj we have uh nobody cares huggy wugg
hello welcome to abortion pizza your loss is our sauce we also run a bbq buisness on the side yester days mistake is todays steak u make em we scrape em