Sauce jokes
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Le fishe
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Community talk
For some goddamn reason the zero sugar apple sauce tastes better then the normal-
Dick cheese is such a delectable cuisine. I just had pasta with dick cheese sauce and grated dick cheese. YUM.
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