New Sauce Jokes

What the can say to the tomato? Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾 I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good..

How do you get a black girl to suck your meat? Put barbecue sauce on it

What is the worst part about making Asian girl squirt She charges you for extra sauce

Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce

I can't believe this!!

pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

mamma mia abortion clinic! your loss is our sauce

hello welcome to abortion pizza your loss is our sauce

Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.

Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!

(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)

Baby: wait for me!

(father tomato walks back towards the baby)

(he squishes the child)

Father: Ketchup

What’s japans favorite hot sauce da bomb

You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?

Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"

What type of pizza did the twin towers order? Plain

Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

This is Riley abortion clinic yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.