What the can say to the tomato? Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both šš¾ I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good..
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
mamma mia abortion clinic! your loss is our sauce
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Whatās japans favorite hot sauce da bomb
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
This is Riley abortion clinic yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?.
Re-tarter sauce.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
