Some guy: making a sandwich
Me: rages to put the ham in
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
If I was any more inbred I'd be a sandwich
Why does jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
what do you call it when panera bread has bread
panera bread
a sandwich is a sandwich,but a manwich in a meal - jeffery dahmer
What did the blond say abou the new Iphone. Krabby patty jizz sandwich
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain
what a sharks favorite sandwich peanut butter and jellyfish
A sandwich walks into a bar
Bartender says sorry we don't serve food here
if boys are like sports because they are esay to play, then girls are like a sandwich, they are nice at first, but there crusty after
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
My girlfriend didnt bring me the sandwich so i brought the gas
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich
Jane ate her friend’s colon
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich
Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh
