I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
