Sand jokes

Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.

Two pedophiles are on a beach.

One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

A ham sandwich.

Two pedos are on the beach.

One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.