Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
two pedo's are on the beach one pedo said hey get out of my son
Why can't you starve in the desert? -- Because of all the sand which is there.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
