Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s a salt!
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
Q- What’s red and screams? A- A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
My sister said daddy can u pass the salt so i raped her
Finish the sentence
Salt and Vi…
What’s red and cries? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
my dad hits me :(
only fortnite players will get it. where do you get salt water? salty springs
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks
What is the opposite of salt water 💦?
Pepper water 💦.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
whats bright red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt.
what gay PURDGAY
whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.