Q- What’s red and screams? A- A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

My sister said daddy can u pass the salt so i raped her

Finish the sentence

Salt and Vi…

What’s red and cries? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

my dad hits me :(

Yeetus.

only fortnite players will get it. where do you get salt water? salty springs

The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks

What is the opposite of salt water 💦?

Pepper water 💦.

Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?

While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.

whats bright red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt.

what gay PURDGAY

whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.