Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
My sister said daddy can u pass the salt so i raped her
Finish the sentence
Salt and Vi.....
Whatโs red and cries? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
my dad hits me :(
Yeetus.
only fortnite players will get it. where do you get salt water? salty springs
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal Iโve had in weeks
What is the opposite of salt water ๐ฆ?
Pepper water ๐ฆ.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
what gay PURDGAY
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.