Salt jokes
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
My dad hits me :(
Yeetus.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.