Said jokes

How do you know the hooker killed herself?

She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

The last thing I said to my dog was,

"Play dead."

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔