Said jokes

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

The last thing I said to my dog was,

"Play dead."