My teacher started talking about houses then I said I don't want that informansion.
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
i was walking and i saw a girl crying and she told me to take her doll house and i asked why?she said because i dont have one
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, "just shut up and swallow"
Hey mom I'm back from the circus parade, it was amazing! first came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, And then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion, oh and what came after her? Asked the mother, Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee said the boy.
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
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Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.
A kid had school today. He was late every single day. He said in his mind, I wish I can go to school again. What happened? Its obvious...... He died :)
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum, joke's on him, I have two dads.
play dead they said wasn't to hard I've been dead inside for years
Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.
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one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
My girlfriend said i was a ped0phi1e
That's a big word for a 6 year old
Who said white people cant jump? Look at the footage from 9/11
The bible said, Adam and Eve.....So I did both.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said " I'm a failure at suicide too.".
When they said Titanic was "Unsinkable", then they said, "The World Trade Centers was UnCollapable."
