I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
Sadness Jokes
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
