Sadness

Sadness Jokes

Dog

I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.

Sloth

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

Depression

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

Depression

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

Orphan

Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."

Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"

Emo

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came home with the milk.

Marriage

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

Loneliness

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

Orphan

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

Orphan

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

Depression

Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left hanging.

Pop

What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

Mug

What do you call a cup with a handle?

A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(