Sadness Jokes

Why was the apple 🍎 sad?

Because he got his peelings hurt

Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common? There both fat

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's is blue too.

(meaning sad)

I once saw an orphan... Decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"...... They didn't reply.... I kept asking them.... They started crying.... I started laughing.... They ran away.....

Why cant Orphans breath, they are drowning in their own tears.

Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly

The Orphanage said i coudnt go home.

Your dad is gone

Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.

What do you call a sad strawberry 🍓?

A blueberry.

my life

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)

One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.