Sadness jokes
your mom
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Memes
very true!!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.