Sadness jokes
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.