Sadness jokes

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What can you never tell an orphan?

Go home to your parents.

I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."

Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"

What's red and blue and runs up your leg?

A homesick miscarriage.

What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.

I just left him hanging.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came home with the milk.

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left hanging.

A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.