Sadness jokes
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Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."