1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Being sad is my only happiness.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
It’s so sad how Stephen hawking was just rolling to far away from the outlet RIP :(
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
