Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!!!
So my dad was drinking so he was drunk and I was sad 😢 but can you be my friend pls
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!
What do you get when u cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag A sad news story
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball? A: they can’t find home
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie is the second on.” Says the sad.
Papa: Johnny Johnny Johnny: Yes Papa? Papa: Open wide Johnny: HAHAHA Papa: *unzips pants* Johnny: *crying* No Papa
Q: give a man a day of therapy he'll be sad for then and on A:give a man a noose he'll be sad for the rest of his life
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
this is so sad, Alexa play despacito
So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?
Then said do you want me to get your parents.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
