Sadness jokes

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?

It left him hanging.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.

One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.

How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?

Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.