Me. I am the joke.
Sadness Jokes
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
