Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. đ
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, whatâs going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, âGuess this isnât your day, is it?â
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
