Sadness jokes

Emo: Phone die.

Emo: Why not me? ;(

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Vegan Teacher the musical.

Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"

Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶

Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵

Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵

Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"

- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.

That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.

That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?

pOOp

Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Why don't orphans play GTA?

Because they're sad they don't get wanted!

Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.

Real emo: same.

Fake emo: another piece of cake.

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...