Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
