Run jokes
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
POV: when the dog wouldn't leave the cat alone and the cat gave the dog 3 chances and after the 3rd chance this happenes?
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.