Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away
when the washer started running why did you join me: because i had to catch it.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
Why did the man get run over? Ur mom XD
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
Run or something will come to you and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
Stephanie
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What runs but does not walk. It's water
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive"
is your refrigerator running ''yeah i guess'' well you better go catch it haha im girl it funny
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home
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ya tryna run? hop in the van
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes what is he gonna do chase after me he better run fast
why cant an orphan hit a home run
they have no home to run to
