Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
Is your oven running?? Then u better go catch it
Is your tap water running well you
Beta go catch it
when the washer started running why did you join me: because i had to catch it.
Run or something will come to you and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you
What runs but does not walk. It's water
is your refrigerator running ''yeah i guess'' well you better go catch it haha im girl it funny
Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF" How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW"
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Your eyebrows run away like your dad
why did hellen kellers dogs run away? because wouldn’t you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir.
ever wondered why usain bolt runs fast? he’s training to outrun the cops
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Bored? Run over a orphan with your car! what are they going to do tell their nonexistent parents?
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
You mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street what do you call it a running pair
