When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Stephanie
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
