Roses are red

Roses Are Red Jokes

charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's is blue too.

(meaning sad)