If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Rose Jokes
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
