Rose

Rose Jokes

Cock

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Emo

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

Violet

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Insult

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Pussy

Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

Lip

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Part

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Emo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Butt

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Money

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!

Parrot

Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

Violet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Death

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Hair

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Wine

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.