Rope

Rope Jokes

IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?

ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo

My Emo Friend was coming over to my house, When He got there He said "Got a Rope?" I asked why and he said "I want to make a Swing."

it was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her.I said a rope

there's a kid with loads of new fire men equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kids asks the firemen come have a look at my new gear so the fire men go look at his gear so then the kid says kid: I've got a helmet a big jacket and a oxygen tank and a little wheel barrow for my gear

firemen says: why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls the kid says so I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

boy: "why cant you get a family" me: "why cant you get a rope" boy: "wdym" friend and me: "we can show you" me: "i will tie the rope" friend: "i will push the chair"