Rope Jokes

sillywilly
in Emo

my friends emo i told her to play jumo rope with me she hang herself L

Astro
in Among Us

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? POLUS UP

Anonymous
in Emo

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The Apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

Anonymous
in Emo

An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground? The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid

Anonymous
in Emo

What falls quicker of a tree? The leaf or the emo? The leaf because the emo is stopped by the rope

boy: “why cant you get a family” me: “why cant you get a rope” boy: “wdym” friend and me: “we can show you” me: “i will tie the rope” friend: “i will push the chair”

Anonymous

Why do emos cut their arms, because they can’t cut the rope

That guy

Why do emos cut their arms because they can’t cut the rope

COCKY._.BOY_.
in Depression

rOpe: hEy buddY! wanT to hAng? me: mAYbe i cAn hAnG LaTer… cOCk: can i HaVe attenCioN froM youR dAd nOw?–

Anonymous
in Noose

a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.

A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree. with one fits the ground first?

The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.

Towing ropes can’t be learned They must be taut.

Anonymous
in Depression

what did the rope and the tree say to the kid

do you want to hang later

Anonymous
in Depression

How do u get a depressed person outta tree.U cut the rope

Anonymous
in Emo

What’s the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

Anonymous
in Emo

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: “do you want to join my family tree?”

Anonymous
in Emo

Whats the one game emos hate Cut the rope

in Depression

So there’s Fred and Frank, now they’ve been 2 friends for years, but Fred see he’s depressed. Badly. Either way, so F+F are texting each other and here’s how is goes: (this is my first joke, so please don’t judge to harshly)

Frank: Yo Fred: hi… Frank: u heard about de competition? Fred: yeah… Frank: You wanna hang out? Fred: … Frank: what? I’ve got some noose (news) for you Fred: … I( Frank: fine… I guess we need to think of a plan tho. We don’t wanna be hanging on the end. Fred: sigh you know…you really can’t rope me into this competition.

sheacone
in Depression

hi im depraashinhi im rope me can i hang with you guys

Anonymous
in Hang

are you a rope, lets hang out by a tree and drink :)