There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.
hey you down to fuck? no i’m just down
Are you in the alphabet cos I wanna give you the d
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
I like my women like a day. 20 four year olds. 24 hours of fun
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too
How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight
My Sex Life
*on a date* me - "I get to work with animals all day" her - "How sweet! What do you do?" me - "I'm a butcher."
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
