Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
How is a beer can and a indian the same ? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
why did the ckicken cross the road .......to get to the other side
Why did the emo person cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE haha
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road? A. There was a daycare on the other side.
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road, and yelled out, "MARIO KART!"
you know your fucked when the speed bump screams.
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape
Why did the anikin skywalker cross the road? To get the milk aand to get to the dark side
