Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
Why did the bus cross the road.
why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house. Ok wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
why did the chicken cross the road? to eat bobs arms Bob went to hospital and had no arms Knock knock who's there not bob
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight year old girl then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture and train her as a suicide bomber
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )
why did the orphan cross the road?
to finally get his milk.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul walkers death
