Pls follow me at Mary.cristal03 On tiktok why did the chicken cross the road ? Really there is an answer and he never made it across so
Why did the orphan cross the road? To try to find his parents but it was FREAKING USELESS
Why did the knight cross the road
He can not because his armor was to heavy
Why did your mom cross the road? Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
Two plus two is four Minus one, that's three, quick maths Every day, man's on the block Smoke trees (Ah) See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda) He's got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy) He's got the frisbee (Few) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh) Rice Krispies Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G) On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin') If she ain't on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut Nose long like garden hose
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY? To go see yo mama!
Why did Monaco Cross the road? it smashed a 1 mile radius of the road + the chicken
Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang
why did the sperm cross the road? i put on the wrong socks this morning
One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem
Why did an Indian cross the road? To take a shit
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer:because it’s a scaredy-cat.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along
why did i cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
Solved a murder involving the nut case.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
