Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Road Jokes
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
