RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
