Rip up

Rip up jokes

Son

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

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Wheelchair

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

Wheelchair

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

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  • Roblox girlfriend

    One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

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    Community

    I need some help, I have been consistently ripping up my lip and causing it to bleed, I'm worried about this, I can't tell if it's self harm or not and I need to talk to someone

    Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more