Rip up jokes
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
Community talk
I need some help, I have been consistently ripping up my lip and causing it to bleed, I'm worried about this, I can't tell if it's self harm or not and I need to talk to someone
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