Right Jokes

Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?

-He couldn’t find the right s o l u t i o n.

What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser? This guy, yep this guy right here.

I need to get new shoes one of these isn’t right

Left, center,right and apolitical also skeptical are also a joke.

Why is a brick always hard because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right? Answer: Your right elbow

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

me: breath right now if u wanna date me

I’d make a Kobe joke it just wouldn’t land right

You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed

imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem

Q:What did the kid on the airplane say A:Those are two nice towers right there

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you

"I only eat food on the right of my plate" are you good at eating? "I'm alright at eating"

Deals is bully right Denise like a bully type of rock is a piggy