If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
Last night i shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel, We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a hand-job So did my friend on the right
I had a dream of skiing.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Deals is bully right Denise like a bully type of rock is a piggy
This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
She left and now I support womens rights. I will kill her.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser? This guy, yep this guy right here.
so I'm readin hamlet right and then this one page they like yo like hamleet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak yo π π π π π π π truth ong fr π Face withething is funny or ...π π π π the
Why is a brick always hard because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
I named my cousins parrot Michell and then I started to call Mikey Mikey right Iβm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say Mikey Mikey and he says mekiy meiky π
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right? Answer: Your right elbow
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem
Why Couldn't the twin's never do anything right? Because they were trip-lets
