Right jokes
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."