Right jokes

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)