What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
