you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
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If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11
Why Couldn't the twin's never do anything right? Because they were trip-lets
This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat
Whatโs the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
When cops say you the right to remain silent
Youโre just happy you have the right to do something
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husbandโs voice just right
I named my cousins parrot Michell and then I started to call Mikey Mikey right Iโm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say Mikey Mikey and he says mekiy meiky ๐
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer