Right jokes
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"