Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (alphabet lore) I would be Rich
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
what do you call a rich orphan?
Batman
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
I hate the poor, who's with me the rich all the way!
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
