What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!