Rich jokes
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.