Revenge jokes
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.
But no one would do it.
When you cheat on your boyfriend with 6 other guys, those 6 other guys outside your door:
first of my memes
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lol
W BOBBYYYYYYYY
Uhuh
Community talk
an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth, leaves the whole world fucking blind and toothless.
𝕺𝖍𝖍, 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖆 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖊, 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝕴 𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊, 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖞 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓.
(As per Cosmo's request)
Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.
“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sil… Read more