Revealing jokes
Should I do a face reveal?
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
Leave you answer in the comments. The answer will be revealed in 24 hours.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."