Retail jokes
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Memes
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.