Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
Retail Jokes
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
