Retail jokes
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.
So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎