What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
