Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
Dying mall be like...
Toys were us
Goodbye kitty
Dying Canes
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
