Retail jokes
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.