why are the ppl that get ur order at restaurants called waiters,they don't wait for the food we wait for the food they should be called note take they take notes for food
Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:🤦
what does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant ? "Can i have a bodybag ?"
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic Where no fetus can beat us and your loss is our sauce.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant? BECAUSE IT WAS A FAMILY RESTURANT
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders Turtle soup . The waiter hollers “One Turtle Soup”. A moment later the guy calls the waiter over and says, I’ve changed my mind , I would like Pea Soup The waiter hollers “ Hold The Turtle and Make It Pea “
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
why can't emos work at a restaurant. Because they cut to much
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
What kind of fish do people eat? DEEP fried fish
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip?? A"plick".
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
