Restaurant

Restaurant Jokes

Orange

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in.

Taco

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

Meal

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

Meatball

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

Pee

Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?

Sure, man. I. H. O. P.

Wait, you ate my pee!!!

President

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

Nothing

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.

She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.

Michael Jackson

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

Bunny

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

Morgue

Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!