Restaurant

Restaurant Jokes

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.