What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Donald trump has been banned from panera
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.