What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
What do you call an indian in a Lamborghini.............................curry in a hurry
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Donald trump has been banned from panera
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
