Restaurant

Restaurant Jokes

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"

SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"

HE: "I'm a butcher."

SHE: "We're through!"

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

— Steven Wright