The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."