Remembering jokes

I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

Will you remember me in 7 years?

(Yes)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?

Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!

Son: How did it taste?

Dad: Get out.

If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.

I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"

Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.

Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!

What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?

Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

Why did Sally drown in the pool?

She had no arms, remember.

I remember my grandma's last words:

"What are you doing with that axe?"

I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...

I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"