I told me Mum will u remember me in 6 mins 6 hours 6 years she said ye nock nock I said my mum who’s there u didn’t remember me
seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.
white people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kil them, rape them and enslave them* natives: can y- white people: hey you remember all that horrible shit we did to you lets have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives
So you know The Lion King Do you remember Simba Well his dad is really strong and he walks really fast but Simba walks really slow So I told him to Mufasa
lol I keep stealing my dad's medication money and the best part is he never remembers.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
When some one falls you say to them I remember when I stared to learn to walk
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"IM ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS,!"
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
I'll remember my last words...."SORRY IM NOT SORRY"
I remember my uncles last words: "I don't think were going shooting today."
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
22 remember that 18 year old girl I set u up
with no
Why not To old
I will always remember my baby sisters last words."What is the fire for?".
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Will you remember me in 7 years?(yes) knock knock (who's there)
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.