Remembering jokes

What does a cow say when he remembers something?

"I have deja moo!"

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...

I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

Two girls have a sleepover.

Karen: Let's go to bed.

Lauren: Fine, but it's early.

*Karen wakes up and exits room*

*Lauren hears noise*

Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.

Lauren: *laughs*

Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.

I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

I remember my uncle's last words:

"I don't think we're going shooting today."

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.

Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?

Why not?

Too old.

I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

Will you remember me in 7 years?

(Yes)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?