I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
