Religion jokes
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.