Religion jokes
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Hi! Could I join?
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.