Religion jokes
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Hi! Could I join?
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."