Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross
What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What's your religion?
What would throw between a priest and a nun a bottle of whiskey
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What do u call a Muslim praying: alluakber
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single fucking soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
What does the initials BIBLE stand for? Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence
🍷 📺 What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are ✝️ white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support 👍 👍 👌 👌 😘 😘 😊 😊 💰 💰 💸 💸
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
What do u call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
How did protestants performed in 16 century well done
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary. Because she was straight into Jesus
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
