I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Relationship Jokes
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Your mom gay.
I lick cows for my mother.
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
Your family.
Angus' love life.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
