Relationship jokes
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
#takemebacksophie
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.