Relationship jokes
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
din mamma
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
Depression hits harder than my dad.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.