Relationship jokes
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"