Red jokes
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.