Newest Reason Jokes - Page 14

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.

Why couldn't the button get off the couch? Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was retested 6 offender

Why did the chicken cross the road

for absolutely no reason

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn

Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.

Why did all the numbers laugh at 22 ? Because it had tu tu's

WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??

bcause he was a fun person!!

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons~ they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.

why did the sun go to church Because it needs jeuse

Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...

Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)

AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.