Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! đ
Reason Jokes
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Why canât blind people read this?
They canât see.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is ÂŁ15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
I sit because I can't stand you.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Your mum is so smart, but she still canât figure out why she had you.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
