Why do you want me? Cus u like me .... What do you mean ? You love me No Look down
why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
Why did Karen leave me
Because I was a mushroom
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
After the shooting people were asking why would they do it, They wanted to stop but turns out they were playing an Online game.
Why didnt the sun get a job,,,, seriously I have no idea why help me
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch? Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was retested 6 offender
Why did the chicken cross the road
for absolutely no reason
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22 ? Because it had tu tu's
WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??
bcause he was a fun person!!
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons~ they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.
