Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! đ
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! đ
You are the reason double doors were invented.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Why canât blind people read this? They canât see
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why is Santa so fat? He only comes once a year
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is ÂŁ15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Your mum is so smart, but she still canât figure out why she had you.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
